'Give thanks in all circumstances'

I AM THANKFUL:>FOR THE WIFE>WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,>BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,>AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.>>>FOR THE HUSBAND>WHO IS ON THE SOFA>BEING A COUCH POTATO,>BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME>AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.>>>FOR THE TEENAGER>WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES>BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,>NOT ON THE STREETS.>>FOR THE TAXES I PAY>BECAUSE IT MEANS>I AM EMPLOYED .>>>FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE>BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.>>FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG>BECAUSE IT MEANS>I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.>>>FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK>BECAUSE IT MEANS>I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE>>>FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,>WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,>AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .>>FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING>I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT>BECAUSE IT MEANS>WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. .>>FOR THE PARKING SPOT>I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT>BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING>AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .>>FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL>BECAUSE IT MEANS>I AM WARM.>>FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH>WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS>I CAN HEAR.>>>FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING>BECAUSE IT MEANS>I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.>>>FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES>AT THE END OF THE DAY>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN>CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.>>>FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF>IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS>BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.>>AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE>FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.>SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.>Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!

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